| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 11.97 - 13.46 | 13.98 - 15.47 | 15.98 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 19.49 - 20.98 | 21.50 - 22.99 |
| Hips width, in | 15.75 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 18.98 - 20.47 | 20.47 - 21.97 | 21.97 - 23.46 | 23.46 - 25.00 |
| Length, in | 23.19 | 23.74 | 24.25 | 24.76 | 25.24 | 25.24 |
| Inseam length, in | 8.23 | 8.15 | 8.19 | 8.11 | 8.07 | 8.07 |
Reality Warp Basketball Shorts 🌀🏀🤡
Step onto the court (or the dance floor) and watch reality bend around you. These 3D psychedelic grid shorts are pure clowncore chaos — moisture-wicking, odor-resistant, and light enough to make you feel like you’re playing in another dimension. The elastic waistband and drawstring keep them comfy no matter how wild things get, and the high-def all-over print makes them impossible to ignore. Pair them with the matching Reality Warp Bomber for a full look that says, “Yes, I’m the main character — and possibly the glitch in the matrix.”.:
Material: 100% moisture-wicking polyester
.: Extra light fabric (4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²))
.: No pockets
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 11.97 - 13.46 | 13.98 - 15.47 | 15.98 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 19.49 - 20.98 | 21.50 - 22.99 |
| Hips width, in | 15.75 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 18.98 - 20.47 | 20.47 - 21.97 | 21.97 - 23.46 | 23.46 - 25.00 |
| Length, in | 23.19 | 23.74 | 24.25 | 24.76 | 25.24 | 25.24 |
| Inseam length, in | 8.23 | 8.15 | 8.19 | 8.11 | 8.07 | 8.07 |
Reality Warp Basketball Shorts 🌀🏀🤡
Step onto the court (or the dance floor) and watch reality bend around you. These 3D psychedelic grid shorts are pure clowncore chaos — moisture-wicking, odor-resistant, and light enough to make you feel like you’re playing in another dimension. The elastic waistband and drawstring keep them comfy no matter how wild things get, and the high-def all-over print makes them impossible to ignore. Pair them with the matching Reality Warp Bomber for a full look that says, “Yes, I’m the main character — and possibly the glitch in the matrix.”.:
Material: 100% moisture-wicking polyester
.: Extra light fabric (4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²))
.: No pockets
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
