| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.87 | 26.37 | 29.37 |
| Length, in | 27.37 | 28.12 | 29.50 | 31.62 | 32.75 | 34.87 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.50 | 8.75 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.37 | 11.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Balloon Animal Orgy Polo Shirt 🐶🎈🍆
Who said polos had to be polite? This unisex showstopper is drenched in a rainbow riot of balloon dog porn — a cheeky collision of country club crispness and carnival chaos. Made from lightweight, all-day-comfy fabric, it’s perfect for turning heads at summer BBQs, beach days, golf courses, or anywhere you feel like serving clown-fueled scandal. Dress it up, dress it down — either way, you’re the punchline and the main event.
Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and quick drying
- Lightweight fabric at only 4.13 oz/yd²
- Classic pointed collar for a timeless look
- Options for white or black button thread color
- Featuring a stylish 3-button placket
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.87 | 26.37 | 29.37 |
| Length, in | 27.37 | 28.12 | 29.50 | 31.62 | 32.75 | 34.87 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.50 | 8.75 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.37 | 11.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Balloon Animal Orgy Polo Shirt 🐶🎈🍆
Who said polos had to be polite? This unisex showstopper is drenched in a rainbow riot of balloon dog porn — a cheeky collision of country club crispness and carnival chaos. Made from lightweight, all-day-comfy fabric, it’s perfect for turning heads at summer BBQs, beach days, golf courses, or anywhere you feel like serving clown-fueled scandal. Dress it up, dress it down — either way, you’re the punchline and the main event.
Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and quick drying
- Lightweight fabric at only 4.13 oz/yd²
- Classic pointed collar for a timeless look
- Options for white or black button thread color
- Featuring a stylish 3-button placket
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
